In an attempt to make a name for himself, former 2007 D&D Champion of New Jersey, Mitch Youngberg, sets out to make the first woman that'll do as you command, without drawn out arguments involving the phrases, "you're being selfish," and, "you aren't listening to the words I'm saying."
The fem-bot, named Roxxxy, will no doubt blow your mind! With her stringy hair from authentic African children, her ability to sense your touch, and her mind-blowing list of seven all time favorite phrases, she's the ideal woman. How would this robot be able to function just like your woman (who should be in the kitchen) but better, you ask?
Cleverly crafted cables coming from her back, which connect to your own personal laptop, allow you to easily access all of her breathtaking moves, delicious recipes and disable her voice modulator at any time. Why the need for cables? If she's better than your woman, she should know what to do. Many men questioned the creator, the aforementioned Youngberg, during the free trials from your local QVC channel. Youngberg simply answered, "what's better than complete control over your woman?"
Does this sound enticing? Enticing enough for the small asking price of $7,000 - $9,000? You be the judge.
Until next time, be a man and go relieve your woman of her kitchen duties.
- Christen Marie.
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